God on Earth. He is the Lord, who shall save humanity from its misogynistic tendencies towards proprietary software. The very atoms of his body are holy, and every
time he chews his foot fungus he is actually sampling pure divinity. He shall correct all those who dare to misuse the phrase "
GNU / Linux," owing to the fact that Linux is the kernel and GNU is the
system of components forming the building blocks of the operating system. He is the shepherd of all flocks and varieties of people, namely those who recognize the superiority of GNU / Linux. Like any good shepherd, he shall never lead his people astray, never
compromise his sacred beliefs, and always
set a truly aspiring example of what people should aspire to become.
Random
person: What are you doing?
GNU/Linux
user: I am kneeling before my Lord,
Richard Stallman. May the goodwill of free software everlast amidst the endless torrents and tirades of evil proprietary software.
