math 

the number where you can be reached at

ey git at me later.
aigght koo, whats ya math i ain't got it

math by d i z k o 2 0 8 June 16, 2011

Math 

M- Mental
A- Abuse
T- To
H- Humans

There you have it. it's mental abuse to humans.

"Wow, My teacher is lecturing me because I skipped her Math Class.

Math by Secret Freak January 31, 2014

Math 

Sex. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and multiplication

Man 1: I'm very very good at maths

Math by AloneAgain0 September 20, 2015

math 

Supposedly torture, if you listen to them. But math is a source of enjoyment and happiness if you look at it from the "RIGHT ANGLE". Looking at it from just a 2D perspective is a boring view. If you're bad at it, you won't enjoy it. If you did Algebra I in 1st grade, you'll love it like me. If you did Trigonometry before middle school, you'll also love it. Pre-calculus before 7th grade, you'll also like it. It can also help you in a dire situation.

Person 1: I HATE MATH!!!
Person 2: I LOVE MATH!!!
*start fighting like crazy*
Person 2: I won with the power of math!

math by HaloExpert422 September 9, 2016

Math 

A pointless procedure in which americans learn what dead guys had to say about 'N'S

"I'm your new math teacher!"

Math by SavagelyGucci November 8, 2016

Math 

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

Teacher: Alright class it's time for today's math lesson. Now before we start can someone please define math
Student: Mental Abuse To Humans that spells out math and is the meaning

Math by Chenoa22 December 18, 2016

math 

A widely known torture tactic used by schools, parents, workplaces, etc

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

"Today I was tortured. I had math class."

math by hype train January 22, 2017