Protein Shake
Protein Shake by Park Here. May 1, 2021
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Protein-Shake
The single male ejaculates into a cup, adds protein powder, milk, a banana, blends it up and drinks it to #GetThatProtein
Hey man, I noticed you don't have your protein shake today, you can have some of mine if you want?
Nah man, I hit that Protein-Shake last night, I'm good, thanks.
Nah man, I hit that Protein-Shake last night, I'm good, thanks.
Protein-Shake by Granddaddy Green October 14, 2019
Protein Shake Out of a Meat Straw
"Hi, oh wow. Your really in shape... How would you like to have a Protein Shake out of a Meat Straw©?"
Protein Shake Out of a Meat Straw by Platinum Romeo November 15, 2006
Divine Protein Shake
The most natural substance known to man, made by men. A euphemism for semen that was coined by the Doctor of Spirituality, 40 Day Water Fast Survivor, and Creator of Premasati Yoga, Connor Murphy himself. Connor Murphy has been drinking his own, and other men's, nut butter for its perceived health benefits and muscle growing properties. The love liquid contains some powerful substances such as Oxytocin, Spermidine, Nerve Growth Factor, Testosterone, and Protein, to name a few.
"I'm gonna suck Nicolli's Divine Protein Shake straight from the tap to avoid unwanted oxygen exposure."
"Damn! My girlfriend has become Ronnie Coleman 2.0! Her gains must come from drinking my Divine Protein Shake."
"Damn! My girlfriend has become Ronnie Coleman 2.0! Her gains must come from drinking my Divine Protein Shake."
Divine Protein Shake by notgaybtw March 23, 2021
Necrofelch protein shake
Noun.
1. A drink that results from trying to necrofelch someone who has been cremated. This is a milkshake made from santorum mixed with the ashes of the deceased.
1. A drink that results from trying to necrofelch someone who has been cremated. This is a milkshake made from santorum mixed with the ashes of the deceased.
Necrofelch protein shake by bekim June 12, 2012
Redneck Protein Shake
A concoction most commonly created by crushing Cheetos into a fine powder and proceeding to mix with Mountain Dew until evenly blended.
"Jim Bob said he always drinks a redneck protein shake before sex because it gives him the stamina he needs to fuck both his sister AND his cousin in the same day"
"I like to drink a redneck protein shake while NASCAR is on. It gives me the energy I need to beat my wife when Clint Bowyer loses."
"I like to drink a redneck protein shake while NASCAR is on. It gives me the energy I need to beat my wife when Clint Bowyer loses."
Redneck Protein Shake by XxICEBULL3TxX November 5, 2019
THUNFISCH PROTEIN SHAKE
THUNFISCH PROTEIN SHAKE by anonymous March 18, 2021