What Angelenos (people from Los Angeles) call Oxnard, which most would prefer not to call anything at all, except they frequently have to drive through it. Almost always preceded by the definite article ("The 'Snard"). Derivatives exist, i. e. "Snarditude".
Five's a bitch, and Bakersfield sucks, but if we take 101, we gotta go through The 'Snard again.