What a girl uses to either deny, let down, or
reject a guy without telling him that he simply can't bench enough to please her. Usually said by a girl that is shallow, but doesn't want to admit it. Nice is used to emotionally
screw a guy. In a sense, a girl emotionally laying pwnage on a guy.
Can be replaced with sweet, kind, smart, or anything not involving rippling muscles and a -2.0 GPA.
Also used when someone does something really stupid or so extreme it is beyond
normal comment.
"Dude I just totally killed our
dog."
"Nice..."
"Dude I just totally got laid with the Olsen twins"
"Nice..."
"Dude I just got my MP3
player stuck in my ass."
"Nice..."
"Sally, I really like you. Maybe we can go out sometime?"
"Your a nice guy and all... its just (insert bullshit here)."
"Well, maybe when (the bullshit) is over?"
"Sure. I'll call you then.
Don't call me. Ever."