Church 

A place where some guy in a costume gives u lessons on how to live life and what to do everyday mainly for people who can't think for themselves

Did u hear about church?
Yeah its the biggest lie in human history

Church by the man with a stick January 23, 2016

Church 

1. A place people go up to several times a week so they can feel good about themselves for being brainwashed into giving a percentage of their hard-earned paycheck to an invisible man that pays no taxes, yet never has enough money. 2. A building people gather in once a week to compare clothes.

You should have been in church last Sunday night. I think they called it "repenting".

Church by Lesh June 20, 2003

church 

is synonymous with the word peace. said when leaving someone or some group's presence.

yo man, i am out of here. church.

church by the maing December 4, 2003

church 

The reason why I cringe when I wake up on a Sunday morning. And I had no choice but to go back when I was a kid. I really don't see what exactly is so "spiritually enlightening" about going to Church anyway, because it's just the same exact 2-3 hour service every week, even if they sing two different songs about God's love and Jesus Christ. And I always get that nagging feeling that it's just not natural or right to force oneself to endure hours of monotonous singing and the same old tired speech about how we're all sinners and Jesus loves us.

And yeah the Church claims to promote peace and love, even though it killed millions in the past in the name of God. And I don't see what's the whole point of praying to God for help when he hides himself and refuses to answer our prayers.

church by why? July 20, 2003

Church 

God's fanclub

Nowadays grandparents tell us that fandoms are stupid but they are the ones going to church every weekend.

Church by Wolfy_pancakes October 13, 2016

church 

A building that brainwashes people

Don't go it that church! XD

church by MrTanman December 24, 2008

Church 

goodness; "all is good"; favorable; great, wonderful terrific; also cool {excellence}; phat
Used to denote a favorable position or announcing/recognizing the goodness of an action or being

Alex's new stereo system is church.
At the party, Matt was looking church.
Veronica enjoyed some church beef jerky.

Church by Craig Reidinger October 11, 2007