Bubble Gum Bonus. These were rare extra
credit points that one of my
college professors, gave out to us when we did something special. They were pieces of bubblegum that were worth 1 point on our final
average for each wrapper we turned in at the end of the semester.
Clever Student "Want to go out tonight?"
Struggling Student "Ugh! This class is so
hard! I can't, I'll be studying all night."
Clever Student "Let me show you a
trick to ace this class. Come with me."
Struggling Student "Ok! Where are we going?"
Clever Student "To the Dollar Store. To buy some BGBs."
Struggling Student "What do you mean?"
Clever Student "Let's just buy some of the stupid bubblegum. That
idiot teacher will never know the difference."
Epilogue: Both students get 100's in the class because of these BGBs. The
idiot teacher never find out about this plan.