The ancestors to modern scandinavians (swedes, norwegians and danes). Fearsome,
blonde and snotty beasts. Enjoyed raping young virgins in firy rituals and wash their face in mewcous in the morning, to get that
sweet mint smell.
Scandinavians today always argue over whose country's history is the most vikingish. Norwegians and danes never seem to let go of the fact that they ALMOST had the UK and
France, but hey, I'll raise my pint of mead for that, it's true, but Swedes went to
Turkey and impressed the king so much he paid them to stay and becoming his personal guard personel. They came to raid but stayed to get paid, is a modern swedish saying. Even today the name "Ragnar" is scribbled in runes in a church in
whatever their capital's name is.
The Swedes also went to present russia on the river Volga and formed trade cities along the way which in created what now is Russia, from the old scandinavian word "rus" - the
people who lived in russia before the swedes came and became a lot more than the actual "ruses". But that doesn't make swedes communists.
What most scandinavians doesn't know today is that during the viking era all of us spoke the same language and no states the "countries" between were established. Not until later, in the middle-ages, Sweden, Norway and
Denmark were born and fights broke out. Especielly between Sweden and
Denmark who faught for over 500 years. For some time, the
Denmark took over Sweden and vice versa.
When the norwegians and danes want to compete in a vikingish-comparing-contest they always brag about them ALMOST conquering britain and
france et. c. but than the aware swedish man points his fingers on the 2.000 rune stones all over Sweden, and laughs at the
silly amount of 500 stones found in Denmark and Norway's 200. The world's most "northiest"
stone is found on Frösön, Jämtland.
Norway celebrated their liberation from Swedish rule recently this year, 2005. All hail to them, we donät want their filthy oil anyway...
Away with the hatrid, I say. Let's loot Europe again, norwegians and danes!
