upper deck 

to make doodoo in the water tank of a toilet

That guy richie is a real dickhead, so I gave him the upper deck the other night at his keg party.

upper deck by dirty sanchez July 14, 2002

upper deck 

upper deck- its when u take a crap in the tank of the toilet. it works best in hotels lol..

ppl do this because it stinks really badly and usually the person tht u do it to, wont find out for a while

Sally, don't you dare leave an upper deck in your grandmas toilet.

upper deck by amaragallion89 November 21, 2009

Upper Deck 

The Upper Deck is what happens when one lifts the lid off of the top of a toilet and proceeds to defecate directly into the tank

"Dude I totally just Upper Decked that asshole's toilet"

Upper Deck by Gobbledeeznuttz April 25, 2022

upper deck 

some masive tits

wow she has a nice upper deck

upper deck by not all blacks have ebola May 2, 2019

Upper Deck 

oh man!!! its so funny!! i wanna do yours! (please)

(to be song in a heavy metal mosh way)

I’m going out tonight, to waste another site, I’m laughing in delight

Dark now is the sky, I’m sure your asking why, that I make the janitors cry!

Your house is my next stop, I open up the top, and leave another plop!

Got no time to wipe, I’m rolling with the hype, Ohh man this one’s ripe.

Upper Deck! Upper Deck

LOL It’s a wreck

Upper Deck Upper Deck

Just put the tidy bowl man in check!

One more house to do, I got some more to poo, I’m captain kangaroo

But this aint make believe, no trolleys up my sleeve, your tank is filled as I leave.

Yah it makes a mess, but it alleviates my stress, now gimme your boss’s address

He’ll have a souvenir, as I drink up my last beer, then I disappear.

Upper Deck! Upper Deck

LOL It’s a wreck

Upper Deck Upper Deck

Just put the tidy bowl man in check!

Upper Deck by Blitzd July 6, 2004

Upper Deck 

The term coined off the method of putting a rooster in the upper lip so the user does not have to spit.

Freddy 5 Fingers: "Holy shit, your girlfriend is coming over, she'll kill you if she knows you are dipping."
Douchebagel Mcjunkett: "Oh man I don't gotta worry I put it upper deck, it's COVERT."

Upper Deck by neegslayer6k August 17, 2010

Upper Deck 

V. To take, move or propel a situation into something more then or beyond it's sheer physical limitations. To become more then.

N. A moment unfettered of any rationality, context, or limitations. A moment without a past or future or conceivable present.

I hear he nearly burned his house down last night. Yeah that party was straight upper deck.

Upper Deck by Formerly Known As E.A.R.L September 4, 2009