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Squelching 

The process of masturbating and ejaculating on ones own hand, such that your freshly produced semen can now be utilized as a multi purpose lubricant for many applications such as a edging session, gooning session, the batter for a fresh chicken cutlet, etc.
My step mother walked in on me performing the act of squelching and my hand and penis were covered in my freshly brewed nut.
Squelching by squelchmaster76 June 20, 2024

Squelching 

The act of killing crayfish and/or carp in mass.
Bro i’m bored as fuck. I heard the canal has dried up! Wanna go squelching?
Squelching by Skade777 July 12, 2024

Squelching 

Squelching is the act of peeing and gooning (nutting) at the same time; applies to boys and girls
“I’m squelching so hard right now
Squelching by Squelchmaxxing January 18, 2025

Squelching 

The act of going to your moms funeral and shitting on the casket then smearing the shit on her face.
“Bro someone went and Squelching all over my moms casket”
“Sorry dude I was drunk

Squelching pig 

When you find the fattest chick in the bar, and take her home to dick her down. As you proceed to take off her parachute panties, you shove a apple in her mouth. And then proceed to slap her belly, over and over again. As you do this she will start to squelch. At which point you start screaming “ hear little piggy” as she tries to pull away.
“Broooooo, I need more apples man”. “ the squelching pig is getting to expensive”.
Squelching pig by Daddydamon94 November 10, 2019

squelching [squelch] [squelched] 

Cumming in sum1s ear will result in them having been squelched and to do this to sum1 is called squelching
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