Poopportunity

When you have to poop, but life throws unexpected interruptions your way and you’re forced to hold it… then by the time the chaos is over, the urge is gone. Congratulations, you have officially missed your poopportunity.

I already had a bourbon which got my poop juices moving (I’m so constipated) but as I had my hand on the bathroom doorknob the phone rang - my lawyer was 15 minutes early. I lost my poopportunity.

Poopportunity by anonymous May 27, 2026

Poopportunity

When you have to poop, but life throws unexpected interruptions your way and you’re forced to hold it… then by the time the chaos is over, the urge is gone. Congratulations, you have officially missed your poopportunity.

I already had a bourbon which got my poop juices moving (I’m so constipated) but as I had my hand on the bathroom doorknob the phone rang - my lawyer was 15 minutes early 🤦🏼 ♀️ now it’s gone, I missed my poopportunity.

Poopportunity by Melmac711 May 27, 2026

Pooportunity

The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.

Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"

Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."

Chad:"My tummy hurts"

Pooportunity by Rae$ December 11, 2016

plopportunity 

When you go to pee in a public bathroom, notice it's empty of other patrons and take a dump instead.

Never pass up a good plopportunity when you're out in public

plopportunity by TomatotheCat December 2, 2014

pooportunity

The prime opportunity to take a poop. Being in the ideal situation to defecate, free from worry, interruption, or discovery.

I felt my stomach gurgling from the huge lunch I ate so the moment everyone left the office, it was the perfect pooportunity.

pooportunity by nylek May 6, 2009

Window of Pooportunity 

Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.

Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...

Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.

Window of Pooportunity by Dr Steve Stevey August 31, 2013

Pooprtunity

The opportunity to take a dump

Before this road trip, give yourself a pooprtunity

Pooprtunity by BLPOF December 3, 2010