Definitions by Melmac711

Poopportunity

When you have to poop, but life throws unexpected interruptions your way and you’re forced to hold it… then by the time the chaos is over, the urge is gone. Congratulations, you have officially missed your poopportunity.

I already had a bourbon which got my poop juices moving (I’m so constipated) but as I had my hand on the bathroom doorknob the phone rang - my lawyer was 15 minutes early 🤦🏼 ♀️ now it’s gone, I missed my poopportunity.

Poopportunity by Melmac711 May 27, 2026