noodling 

The term of losing one's legs (balance) after the consumption of a copious amount of THC. This person will fall as if their legs were that of a puppet. They usually will not remember falling.

Signs of noodling: One begins to sweat drammatically, they lean against an object as if they are about to fall, or they seem too quiet to be good.

FALLING could lead to serious injury. Please be sure that your friends do not noodle! Noodling seems to reboot the person and they are back to normal. GIVE THESE PEOPLE WATER & FOOD when munchies give in.

Me: "Damn Haresh, you just smoked a lot, you all right?"

H: "Yeah dude i'm fine."

Me: "Oh shit! he's about to noodle!"

Everybody: "OH FUCK! how did his legs just give out like that? ... fucking noodling is dangerous. "

noodling by jwowtittytittybangbang November 7, 2011

noodling 

Thinking about something, contemplating it, similar to "using your noodle", i.e., brain. To ponder something...

Here is a list of things I've been noodling over the last few months...

noodling by dan lundmark March 16, 2005

noodling 

When you poke your cock out the hole of your boxers thus allowing it to breath and receive fresh air.

I was just playing xbox live and noodling when my mom walked in, it was quite a shocker.

When no one is home i make sure to do a little noodling around the house.

noodling by sandgalaxy9 November 23, 2009

noodling 

the act of putting your flaccid dick inside someone’s asshole

have you ever tried noodling?

noodling by idkwhattopithere January 11, 2022

noodling 

The art of aimlessly searching the internet much longer than you ever intended to.

I was going to just check my email, but I ended up noodling for five straight hours.

noodling by noodle master March 29, 2010

Noodling 

The constant movement and flailing of limbs and head attributed to heavy methamphetamine use. Often characterized by sudden movements, such as jerking one's arms out from the body as if trying to pull up long sleeves off your arms, although you are undoubtedly shirtless or wearing a wife-beater. Actions that require fine-motor control (such as lighting your cigarette) become exaggerated and theatrical in appearance.

Although Frank claimed he wasn't tweaked out of his mind, his uncontrollable noodling was a dead giveaway to the sheriffs.

At first the crowd thought Danny was going to start break-dancing, but they soon realized he was just noodling.

Noodling by GTAircooledVW March 16, 2010

Noodling 

When you are in bed with a girl and you start fingering her under the covers with your pinky and ring finger in her butthole, and your middle finger and index finger in her vagina, and use your thumb to play with her clitoris. a complex procedure requiring the whole hand, lots of focus, and will power since she's under the covers and you have to go in blind. Much Like blindly fishing for catfish bare handed this maneuver is fishing for snapper.

"I walked in on Jeremy noodling Jen. He had his hands full"

"I hear rumors that Jen was in Jeremy's bed last Tuesday when Jeremy started noodling. Good for Jeremy, Jens a real catch"

Noodling by Bpk814 September 27, 2015