Cotch 

to relax, sit or sleep. from the french "se coucher".

I was cotching at home last night

Cotch by Richard Osmond October 18, 2003

COTCH 

Cotching is just sit in front of television, food prepration needs to be made with drinks and either watch a movie or play games on a console, at the same time have a laptop next to you so you can chat and a phone to speak on

simples.

"Oi Masoud you on a cotching tings"
"Bruv im bareee on cotchinn tomorrow"
"EXTREEEMEE COTCH"

COTCH by Olsmhuman March 15, 2010

cotch 

also a good place to sit.

"this is a damn good cotch.. someone bil up"

cotch by ga December 17, 2003

cotch 

Regional term for a tool of the male variety. A dude who seriously overcompensates, typically without knowing it. A more offensive poser, with heavier narcissism to the point of parody. Also very heavy on the "alpha" complex. Can possibly be traced to definitions 6 and 7 of "Kotch."

I lost a lot of respect for her when I met her cotch boyfriend.

cotch by Napoleon Bonerhard November 19, 2006

cotch 

to masturbate.

i think she's in the bathroom, cotching, like usual.

cotch by ajg37 June 2, 2011

cotch 

indeed from the old french coucher (to lie down), but the word couche (n) and Kouche (v) are both present in middle english, Chaucer meploys them.(largely due to the french influence on English, obviously). this also explains the ethnic variant "coootch" which some people use. also might be a variant of coach - originally Koche, named after the german town in which it was invented.

i'm enjoying my cotch. this room is a heavy cotch.

cotch by jon December 1, 2004

cotch 

to cotch is, as has been previously explained, to rest or relax

1./ however, it has recently come about that to 'have some cotch' is to smoke, usually weed.

2./ it can also mean to have sex outdoors with whoever you happen to be talking to.

1./ lets go have some cotch in the park.

2./ woo lets go have some cotch!!

cotch by Joe Caplin April 1, 2008