Chemist 

A person who studies chemistry, but is also secretly insane.

"What is your expertise?"
"I am a chemist."

Chemist by thatoneguyinthiswebsite May 18, 2022

Chemist on campus 

A drug dealer, usually in this case a student at a college or university that is dealing in addition to their studies. However a Chemist on campus may not necessarily be a student, possibly just someone who hangs around targeting students.

Person A : 'Hey bro do you know if there is a chemist on campus? I need to reimburse my supply as I got high last night with my cat and used up all my skunk'

Person B : 'I think that Johnny from our algebra class is, you should go and ask him'

Chemist on campus by BH598 July 13, 2012

Chemist Moment 

A chemist moment is basically a Bruh moment. However its way more EPIC.

Bro, did you just get scammed?
Yea.
That's a chemist moment.

Chemist Moment by Itsyerrrboi January 19, 2019

chemist flip 

noun. the combination of a psychedelic research chemical with an empathogenic research chemical
verb. taking said combination of chemicals.

I had a great time when I took that chemist flip

chemist flip by gammagoblin April 4, 2011

Leicester chemist

Drug dealer; purveyor of rare herbs and prescribed chemicals

"Should we ask Dave if he wants to come clubbing?"
"Nah - he's a bit of a Leicester chemist, the bouncers won't let him in. Unless we pay them extra."

Leicester chemist by cmputersaysno May 14, 2010

Bathtub Chemist 

Someone who manufactures illicit drugs in their back room, usually on a desk or in a bathtub. The conditions these drugs are made and stored in are usually very dirty and the drugs made are usually cut with various other substances (everything from cheaper drugs to talcum powder to bleach to rat poison), either because they have limited knowledge of drug manufacture and chemistry or (more likely) because they couldn't care less about the health and well-being of their prospective customers. They instead prefer to use less (or none at all) of the advertised drug per pill/dose and therefore increase profit.

A guy sold me a pill last night. He told me it was Ecstasy but it was mixed with all sorts of shit and I ended up in hospital. I'm sick of these bathtub chemists ripping me off!!

Bathtub Chemist by MichaelToTheJ June 3, 2011

Cut Chemist 

one of the greatest djs ever. He has worked with Dj shadow, Dj Numark, Hymnal and more. Cut Chemist IS NOT A BAND! he is just a dj. Whats the altitude is not a good example of his amazing turntablism. Find the song storm or the garden. If u dont like the album "The Audiance is Listening" then find some of his old work. He is crazy. look him up on you tube or somethin they have good vids

Guy with good music Taste : Damn yo Cut Chemists concert was Crazy!

Disser: Meh i think he sucks

Guy with good music Taste: O yea?

*Disser gets jumped by the crowd.......then shot by tupac

Cut Chemist by Dj.Atmozpheer September 7, 2007