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Wahaj is a tall, muscular man with an intelligent mind. He is like a hallow rock once broken inside is a shiny crystal. Though he may be shy initially, once you get past that, he becomes quite talkative, ensuring that nothing is ever boring with him. He always is reassuring others which makes the people in his life safe. He is remarkably independent and self-driven. Additionally, he is a skilled fighter who, despite his abilities, isn't intimidating in the slightest. You should definitely keep a Wahaj in your life!
Girl 1 I need a man
Girl 2 you need a Wahaj
Wahaj by Moshi uwu July 14, 2026
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Similar to a chalupa and contains whale meat
"You don't have any whales? your sign says Whale World. . ."

-This is Mexico, that says Wahale World. . .a Wahale is kinda like a chalupa, it has whale in it
Wahale by Mike Epic July 8, 2009
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This is a Nigerian Slang used commonly in Nigeria to replace the word Problem often.
Eg. If someone asks you to check up info for them, you can reply with "No Wahala" .
Wahala by African people August 28, 2016

no wahala 

No problem or no big deal. Combines english 'no' with wahala, which is Nigerian slang for trouble.
"Hey, sorry I didn't return your call last night."

"No wahala, man."
no wahala by react November 26, 2007

No wahala 

Naija slang for "no worries" or "calm"
"sorry can't come to your motive tonight"
No Wahala, next time
No wahala by Anniex07 December 8, 2019
Wahala is an African word commonly used in Nigeria to express a state of worry, distress, problem or trouble. It is also called pidgin English. Example- "Why you dey give me wahala?" which means, “Why are you stressing me?” or “Why are you Troubling me?”. Another Example would be, " What is your Wahala" which means, “what is your problem?”. The word Wahala can also be used in another context like " No Wahala". This means, “NO problem”. If somebody asks you How are you? you can say “I dey okay, I no get any Wahala", which means, "I am fine, I do not have any problem".
No dey give me wahala- do not trouble

your wahala is too much -your problem is too much
Wahala by Farky Farks April 22, 2019
Word of the Day on October 16, 2023
Embarrassment by proxy. The awkward feeling is most pronounced when the person making a fool of themselves is so earnest in what they're doing that they don't see it as being embarrassing.

For real world examples, Borat's humor is wahjah. John Ashcroft singing "Let the Eagle Soar" was extremely wahjah.

The term was coined on internet message boards in 2007.
Was that who I thought it was on that infomercial for hair growth formula? How wahjah is that? To think he was making millions per movie just a few years ago.
wahjah by Xian P March 10, 2007