Value Add Group Pronunciation: Vadge
A
person that mistakenly believes they are adding value is a member of the Value Add Group.
Typically, VAG's are bossy and like to delegate work to others, thinking that their direction is of enormous value.
Conversely, if a
lazy person is aware of their lack of work ethic and still allows others to do their
job, they are not a VAG, but a dick.
"He forwards every email to someone else so they can do the work, but then provides status updates to his manager to make it look like he'
s getting the job done. Such a VAG..."
From the mind of a VAG: "I am the overseer of this operation, so it is critical that I don'
t get bogged down in the minutia. I'll leave those activities for the lesser
humans that don'
t have MBAs."