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scrumple 

a word with no actual meaning but acts similarly to the word fuck
last night this girl wouldn't scrumple off so we ended up scrumpling instead she was scrumpledidlliumpsious
scrumple by jackkilljill July 8, 2010

Scrumple-Frillskins 

A scrumpled being with frilly skin.
My dog is such a scrumple-frillskins.

Scrumple Dumpled

Nick, Colleen, James, and Megan...need lives...(nicholas cage was awesome in Raising Arizona! BITCH!)
Oh man i scumple dumpled your mom!

Meow, we're dumb
Scrumple Dumpled by Highlander! February 28, 2005

cum scrumple 

verb. -to wrap your cum around your finger and smear it on another's face
"Ugh, I got really drunk and cum scrumpled my girlfriend last night."
cum scrumple by E-Dor December 6, 2006

Monkey Scrumple 

The art of being passed out in the middle of a gravel field. Waking up with your testicals milked and stuck in your own rectum.
OHHH ahh Monkey Scrumple testicals in dirt mmmmmmm mmmmmmm bitch
Monkey Scrumple by SCROTOMA January 28, 2004

scrumpfle 

Causing something which is normally nice and neat to be all messed up
Who scrumpfled up that pile of nicely folded clothes?
scrumpfle by june t May 24, 2010