A pot-bellied,
butt-ugly Jewish guy with a huge penis (around
9 “real” – not AOL inches) who was a
porn superstar during the 1970s and ‘80s urban “grindhouse” heyday. He was ugly enough every man in
American likely to venture into a seedy, semen-stained pre-
internet porno theater could identify with him, and his freakish endowment provided the necessary vicarious fantasy fulfillment the less endowed, but likely pot-bellied, audience sought. Unlike the cadaverously creepy John Holmes, he survived the “AIDS eighties” and is still active in the industry as a producer, director, and (believe it or not) occasional actor. One of his more recent “starring” roles was in a film entitled, appropriately, “One Eyed Monster.”
I showed this girl I am interested in a face and body photo of
Ron Jeremy alongside a close up
shot of my fully erect 5.5
inch penis, and to my utter dismay, she told me she would rather go to bed with me.