Also know as Packanack Lake Syndrome. A disease where the afflicted has the incessant need to walk around a body of water (ie. a lake)despite the time or outside temperature. Another symptom of PLS is the habit of walking in the middle of the road surrounding the body of water, usually in groups of 2-4 people. Named after the residents of Packanack Lake, who display these characteristics most prominently.

Dude, those people had such bad PLS, I had to swerve in order not to hit them.

PLS by RobG May 1, 2006

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Parking lot special. When a man receives a blow job in either his or his date's car while in a public parking lot. Preferably, the PLS will occur on your first date in your date's car.

Bruce: "Hey dude how'd your date go with that whorefish you met at the car wash? Get laid?"
Eddie: "Nah but I got a PLS in the Taco Cabana parking lot"
Bruce: "Did you celebrate with a chicken quesadilla?"

PLS by Bruce Locatelli July 27, 2011

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Pregnant Lady Syndrome: Bitchiness occurring when a woman is pregnant i.e. with child.

That woman doesn't PMS, she has PLS.

PLS by Shanainai Shooshoo June 8, 2010

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