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penis cheese 

An awful smelling penis, the next morning after a night of sex. This can be caused by the girl he was with the night before has a smelly clam, but not necessarily.
I went home and took a shower right away before my girlfriend got home. Cause if she wanted to have sex, she would have smelled the penis cheese and knew I cheated on her.
penis cheese by Frogboy November 7, 2007
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penis cheese 

Stevo has cheese and Aubrie likes to eat it
penis cheese by Anonymous May 8, 2003

Penis Cheese 

oi did you here that penis cheese kill someone?
ye wagwan he was a right cunt
Penis Cheese by Lord Word god October 8, 2020

Penis cheese 

A flavorful nutty, and cheesy goo.
Tom loves to cover his singles socks in penis cheese.
Penis cheese by Slinging Cream August 11, 2023

penis cheese harvest 

The act of harvesting smegma from the fresh dick cheese plant and consuming it in a barbaric like fashion

Islam Penis Cheese 

Muhammad’s Islam Penis Cheese was tasty.

cheese penis 

A penis which has not been washed for several days gains a cheese-like texture which emits an offensive odor. See also "ballfunk," "nut funk," or "famundachese."
Eat my cheese penis, bitch.

You better wash that shit before you get a cheese penis.
cheese penis by colon d February 2, 2003