garden hose 

a girl who is a player and cheats on all her boyfriends

John: Did you hear Alexa cheated on Brian?
Dan: Yeah, she’s such a garden hose.

garden hose by heywhatshanging May 27, 2018

garden hose 

The penis-like piece of flesh constructed in a female-to-male sex-change operation.

She calls herself a man, but her garden hose can't satisfy a woman.

garden hose by Transitionator June 13, 2010

Garden hose 

One guy getting shot in an argument over a garden hose by his brother in law, that has happened before, but both the guy and his brother in law laying in the grass like two pieces of rotten Swiss cheese after an argument over a garden hose (kind of like the elevator scene from Smokin Aces), that hasn't been done before.

Both of those guys must have said something the other didn't like about a garden hose, which gave both of them the right to kill each other. If your family is dysfunctional enough, you're not going to pay a visit to your brother in law's house unarmed, that's a good way to end up being the only one to get shot in argument over a garden hose that day.

Garden hose by The Original Agahnim September 9, 2021

garden hose 

gives the best damn head

damn TJizzy sucks like a garden hose o0o0o0o0o i won B

garden hose by throwdest nigga on this side of the mississippi July 2, 2006

Garden hose 

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.

The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.

Garden hose by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019

Garden hose 

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus

I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.

Garden hose by Richey0134 August 10, 2021

Garden hose 

Something two idiots argue over.

The guy and his brother in law were laying in the grass like two rotten pieces of Swiss cheese after their argument over the garden hose and the shooting that followed. It turned out they were both right about each other, and tomorrow didn't need either one of them any more than today did.

Garden hose by The Original Agahnim September 10, 2021