Fuck Muffin

It's as soft as a Muffin when she's riding you reverse cowboy!

Baby you can bounce that Fuck Muffin on my cock all night.

Fuck Muffin by Roy G Biv the 2nd February 28, 2024

Fuck-muffin 

Someone who is impulsively stupid almost always

Andy: "Did you hear Donnie got another felony?"

Dan: "Another? Jeez, he's such a fuck-muffin."

Fuck-muffin by Troyiskewl September 9, 2018

Muffin Fuck 

An exclamatory remark that one makes after making a wrong move in tetris.

"MUFFIN FUCK. I SHOULD HAVE TURNED THAT BLOCK AROUND"

Muffin Fuck by Barri the Clown December 23, 2008

Muffin fuck (the real deal) 

When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.

Bitch, I'm gonna Muffin fuck (the real deal) yo ass.

Muffin fuck (the real deal) by B-rownie March 15, 2009

Muffin Fuck Basket 

When you fuck a guy/girl with a muffin top

"Dude..I saw this bitch walking down the street and wanted to give her a Muffin Fuck Basket as a reward for being hot"

Muffin Fuck Basket by Booface=] December 17, 2007

fuckmuffin 

A pet name for the person you love and want to fuck.

I want to do you all night long, Fuckmuffin.

fuckmuffin by Christine February 15, 2004

Fuckmuffins 

A word used when you don't quite know what to say or are just downright pissed off

Derived from the word Fuck

AH! FUCKMUFFINS!

Fuckmuffins by Lordy8 October 7, 2008