"Did you hear about the bride on her hen-do? She drank 10 pints of Snakebite and two bowls of peanuts and twiglets, then took some poor
bloke upstairs to give him a blowie. She was so drunk she overcooked it, hit the clacker & filled his boxers!"
"Shit,
Jim, his momma ain'
t ever gonna get those stains out"