britney spears 

A pop singer that everyone trashes because they are scared to admit that they dance and sing to her music in the shower and in the car quite often. A tell-tale sign of a true Britney closet fan is constant bad mouthing and insult towards her.

"Those sophomore bitches are so indie, they say they hate Britney Spears but they love her more than most."
"Stop faking it. You all love Britney but are scared to admit it for fear of rejection."

britney spears by Hollaback girl May 16, 2005

Britney Spears 

Okay almost every definition about Britney Spears is bad. Sure she's not perfect, but you can't honestly say as a kid growing up in the 90's and the early 2000's that your hitclip wasn't full of Britney Spears songs. Now alot of her music sucks, but i bet you all remember Stronger and Baby One More Time.

you know you remember Britney Spears

Britney Spears by dontmindbritney November 5, 2011

Britney Spears 

Where to start.. she probably lip-sings which would answer why her voice sounds different in public than when she's singing. She's basically a puppet, or a plastic doll. She doesn't even know Canada is NOT across seas from the U.S. How dumb can you get? Let's not forget she doesn't write her own lyrics, which if she did then they'd probably be worse, if they can get any worse. All Brit does is dance and show off her body, she doesn't sing or anything.

Things that make her fake.

1. She has had surgery on her nose.
2. Her breasts are fake too.
3. Her singing is fake.
4. Even her hair color is fake. YES PEOPLE, she's not blonde! And there's pictures of her childhood to prove it. She's a DUMB Brunette!

Britney Spears by DominiqueM.B. March 3, 2005

Britney Spears 

a once upon a time...she was an innocently pretty blonde bimbo girl who rivalled the likes of Christina Aguliera and Jessica Simpson but turned whore-ish due to media scrutiny and pressure.

Initially had claimed christianity as sole religion, yet sang songs about sex, claimed to be virgin and infamously stated the "no sex before marriage" phrase, yet lost her virginity to Fred Durst.

Went crazy, married Kevin Federline, suprised the world by staying by his dysfunctional side for 2 years before the world realised after the divorce she was in fact the dysfunctional one.
Went more crazy

Shaved her head, 666. worshipped satan. Banged the sides of vans with broken umbrellas.

Crazy ass White bitch...

Girl: Yo` i wanna get famous!! tell me how!

Me: Do a Britney Spears, shave it all off and bang the side of a van with a broken umbrella =D

Britney Spears by B-anna June 18, 2007

britney spears 

an artificial/superficial pop diva with crappy music, and stinky feet!

(example below):

(from an Annanova entertainment news report from 2004):

Britney spears caused a real stink when her smelly feet gassed a plane full of people.

Passengers complained when the star shed her shoes on a flight, releasing a horrid stench to other unsuspecting airline travelers.

The smell was so bad that a stewardess asked Britney to put them back on, reports The Sun.

Britney, 23, caused a stir as she and hubby Kevin Federline, 26, flew from Los Angeles to New York. The singer blamed the stench on her shoes.

One passenger said: "The smell was unbelievable! One woman had a word with the air hostess, then three or four others complained. She looked pretty embarrassed as she tapped Britney on the shoulder and asked her very politely to put her shoes back on.

"Britney went red, laughed and said her shoes make her feet stink. Thankfully she put them back on. There's no way we could have put up with her case of foot odor for much longer!"

britney spears by TheMocker December 28, 2005

britney spears 

An ugly inbred hick from the south with no talent. plastic ass, nose, boobs etc. A whore.

britney spears looks like a man!

britney spears by diva M January 31, 2009

britney spears 

The sole member of a type of prostitute. Known to be sleazy, intellectually challenged, and often biased (once said of the war Iraq: "I, like, think that we should trust our president"). Has a "singing" voice that sounds like a whining fly (which usually sings superficial, inane lyrics and is often drowned out by monotone, obnoxious "music"), puts on performances that come from strip clubs, wears as little as possible and gets away with it, constantly contradicts herself (first saying that she's not a role model, then saying that she wants to be a role model that everyone can relate to (and almost nobody can)).

Sadly, despite her smutty reputation and that she's clearly no role model, many little kids look up to her. Her "beauty" is the true reason for her fame, not her "music"... her flaunting of her body rides the fine line between pride and exploitation. Apparantly thinking that showing off her rather revolting body, flipping the bird to audiances, being disrespectful to her public, and being a total ditz will earn her the older, more mature audiance that she's wanting, she does just that... and has failed at earning an older following.

Why? Why is this Britney Spears famous? Just for showing off her nude body, drinking underage, and being a total sleaze? If it (the music industry) was for the music and not for the glitz and glamour, then she'd be back in the brothels and strip clubs of Hickville Louisiana.

britney spears by Lorelili October 10, 2005