1 definition by B-anna
a once upon a time...she was an innocently pretty blonde bimbo girl who rivalled the likes of Christina Aguliera and Jessica Simpson but turned whore-ish due to media scrutiny and pressure.
Initially had claimed christianity as sole religion, yet sang songs about sex, claimed to be virgin and infamously stated the "no sex before marriage" phrase, yet lost her virginity to Fred Durst.
Went crazy, married Kevin Federline, suprised the world by staying by his dysfunctional side for 2 years before the world realised after the divorce she was in fact the dysfunctional one.
Went more crazy
Shaved her head, 666. worshipped satan. Banged the sides of vans with broken umbrellas.
Crazy ass White bitch...
Initially had claimed christianity as sole religion, yet sang songs about sex, claimed to be virgin and infamously stated the "no sex before marriage" phrase, yet lost her virginity to Fred Durst.
Went crazy, married Kevin Federline, suprised the world by staying by his dysfunctional side for 2 years before the world realised after the divorce she was in fact the dysfunctional one.
Went more crazy
Shaved her head, 666. worshipped satan. Banged the sides of vans with broken umbrellas.
Crazy ass White bitch...
Girl: Yo` i wanna get famous!! tell me how!
Me: Do a Britney Spears, shave it all off and bang the side of a van with a broken umbrella =D
Me: Do a Britney Spears, shave it all off and bang the side of a van with a broken umbrella =D
by B-anna May 30, 2007