SIMP 

Abbreviation that stands for "Squirrels In My Pants"

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
SIMP, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!

SIMP by BuryZenek March 10, 2020

SIMP 

-Leslie

This SIMP can't get a girl so he stop trying.

SIMP by totallynotcaleb March 10, 2020

Simp 

A person who is nice to females in hopes of a relationship

Timmy: (Gives flowers to someone)
John: SIMP!

Simp by Korn boi March 10, 2020

simp 

Corbin Bernier

when the boys ask you to do somethin but you dick the dog you simpin

simp by Clearrouge March 10, 2020

Simp 

Jack is a simp

Person 1: Bro, that guy is such a simp
Person 2: oh yeah, that’s Jack

Simp by waitits2am March 10, 2020

Simp 

Nicholas Avery

Nick Avery is such a fucking simp

Simp by sammyd March 11, 2020

simp 

Alex Morales @alexbro_144 on ig

"that bitch Alex is a simp

simp by NamelessPhantom.end March 11, 2020