1) The source of all evil
2) Watered-down
Coke-flavored lube
Note that
Coke is better than Pepsi, and that the only way one could get the flavor of Pepsi would be to water down
Coke-flavored lube and bottle it.
1) OH SHIT, I had to buy a Pepsi and now my life is cursed by the carbonated
drink gods!!
2) Ugh, this
Coke imitation drink tastes like
lube!