Condom

A annoying piece of silicon that ruins sexual intercourse between two horny ass kids who cant keep their pants on, most likely under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

The hulk wants to be let out of its cage and in roam around in your love hole, screw the condom.

Condom by kaoke October 16, 2009

condom

a rubber cover used for protection in a sexual interaction.
a rubber cover used to cover the penis in sex
somthing my brothe likes to blow up like a balloon and tie them togethere
to look like balls!!!!and another one for the penis

a."don't forget to put ur condom on jonny".
b.don't be such condom"

condom by mandi June 17, 2004

condom

it is something that u put penis, it helps you not make baby's, because the partners vagina will open super wide in 9 months and a baby will pop out of it and scare everyone with its crazy yelling.

I put A condom on my erect penis so i didn't make a baby.

condom by jamie February 2, 2004

Condom

a barrier between men and their goal

DAMN!!! NOT A CONDOM!!!!!!

Condom by ooooooooooosnap November 28, 2010

Condom

Something you stretch over you're dick so you don't get your girlfriend preggerz.

Pregger girl: thanks a lot for using a "Condom"
Guy:ur welcome fatty

Condom by Lu Lu Karie January 22, 2012

Condom

A plastic rubbery thing that you can put over ones head to suffocate them.

Take the stupid condom off his head, he will suffocate.

Condom by Trademark98 July 31, 2012

CoNdom

A balloon for adults.

Guy 1: He’s using a Condom!
Guy 2: No, that’s a balloon for adults!

CoNdom by Fortniter Games And More December 9, 2018