Ryan

I ate my mother this morning

Today, I Ryaned

Ryan by I AM YOUR SON October 2, 2017

ryan

ryan is a person who sucks at video games( call of duty 4 and halo 3) and yet tries to be as cool as that kid sam who is so cool that his massivly large penis is uncontrollably cumming everywhere

wow ryan sucks at video games. sams so cool though. his dicks huge!

ryan by besat February 22, 2009

Ryan

A male that is normally drawn to racing, cage fighting, and other male sports that he can watch to help him get an erection. Also might have more than one non-working vehicles and one that will only run if push started. With all of this combined, a Ryan is normally a

homosexual in nature and really, really really loves the cock.

"My God, why is he such a Ryan"

Ryan by 1whoknowsall February 5, 2010

ryan

a ryan is generally a slang term for a toilet or lavatory. although in the same way that words such as shit or fuck can be used in many different wways, so can ryan.. examples are below

that guy is a total ryan = that guys is a total fuck head

omg look its ryans best friend = omg look its that kid whos got no friends

hey isnt that guy ryan = hey isnt that guy a total fuck head who takes ur only opportunity to see a hell good band to tell u in person that he cant do anythign that night cause his mummy is too protective.... what?

ryan by ryanisafatblob October 18, 2008

Ryan

A person who thinks he's hot but he's really gay. Ever girl loves him but he wants to be gay

This kids a Ryan I'll never date him

Ryan by Jutterback39 October 28, 2014

ryan

piece of shit that takes people's sandwiches

fuck ryan

he stole my sandwich

ryan by autistic rape victim January 19, 2017

Ryan

A guy who gets his noodles all up in a bunch.

Don't get your noodles all up in a bunch Ryan!

Ryan by Ryan ruscio August 5, 2016