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mansplainertainer 

A mansplainer who provides amusement or enjoyment.
Griselda declared, " Marco is a mansplainertainer par excellence. He is both fun and long-winded."
mansplainertainer by coocho October 5, 2018

milsplaining

milsplaining (blend word ‘military’ & informal form splaining of gerund ‘explaining’) is pejorative term meaning "(of a squaddie) to comment on or explain something to #civvy in condescending, overconfident, often inaccurate or oversimplified manner"
It is total bravado based on a rigid hierarchy where people have to do exactly as you tell them even if you are an utter knob. Civvies don’t give a shit about rank & will tell you to poke it.
I’m not #milsplaining you thick Civvy twat, I’m giving you guidance based on my considerable military knowledge gleamed from Commando comics & years of mucking other military around. I have zero knowledge of real world but if I shout & point, you will have to do what I say!
milsplaining by Bumsnorkler December 4, 2019

Madelaine 

Once you get started on Madelaine it’s very hard to stop.

Madelaine is very much like a drug, just beautiful and in a body.

Madelaine is the definition of perfect, if you don’t know what perfect means, look it up.

It’s very rare to see a Madelaine. Her home base is veggie grill.

I would DEFINITELY want to be her, and so would you.
AHHHHH MADELAINE IS PERFECT!
Madelaine by Madspetsch June 24, 2019

Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter 

A joking phrase meant to be the male counterpart of gaslight gatekeep girlboss. Manslaughter is often replaced with malewife or manwhore.
Why try hard when I can mansplain manipulate manslaughter my way through everything?

Madelaine Petsch

"CHONI FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!"
Madelaine Petsch At Comic Con 2018: *Screams From The Rooftop* CHONI FOREVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Madelaine petsch

A beautiful actress and person, inspiring, natural ginger and a choni enthusiast
“Who’s Madelaine Petsch?

“You haven’t heard she’s a main star in Riverdale and in Polaroid and F the prom
“Ya I hear she’s a pretty sweet person “