Infructus

1. interjection - a term of intense dismay coupled with drug-induced confusion.
2. interjection - conveying vivid emotion while being drunk, stoned, rolling, blazin', or huffing gas fumes.

Fuck Balls! I can't believe we just drank the entire bottle and set that cat on fire, infructus!

I was gettin my swerve on with this hot spanish chica and busted out probably the biggest, hardest skeet i ever skat, infructus!

by Woolly October 4, 2004

Infructus

adj. Something that is beyond being fucked up or out of synch with the way things should be.

(1)Woolly using my word to gain fame on urban dictionary.com is completely infructus.
(2)"i cant believe he puked on my dog, that is some infructus shit
(3)McDonalds is an example of the infructus companies that are ruining the world.

by Christie January 4, 2005

Homocunthropus Infectus

A male or female nymphomanic so twisted they make a game of contracting venereal diseases to pass on to others, be they male female or lower order primate. The point being the competition to infect the largest number possible in the shortest amount of time.

How to practice at being a Homocunthropus Infectus.

Esleasabeth: I just got a whole junior basketball team to my gift of scabes.
Ejockulator: That's nothing I got the whole football team with hiv and Sars.
Eseazabeth: OMG you win the great Good Googly Moogly!

by Nightstallion August 20, 2009