The two-cheecked, vertically split hemi-sphere that you would be lost inside if you travelled about 6 inches aft of the vagina along the grundle.
After like half an hour of wearing the hinges off this girl's front door, she finally got on all fours, and looked back at me with a look that said, "put it in my poop-tank or get out."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)