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potato fucker 

1. a person, usually an Irish/Native American male, who fucks potatoes on a daily basis because he does not masturbate
2. the person who creates mashed potatoes for the school
3. a person who also enjoys fucking other various edible and nonedible objects such as fajitas and shit
Person: Hey Kyle, do you want my potatoes?
Kyle: I LOVE FUCKING POTATOES!!!

Mashed Potato Pussy Fucker 

One who enjoys the very cheesiest of tacos. Said vagina is generally so engulfed is a puss like substance that it is barely distinguishable from a bowl of mashed potatos.
Man, Sanjeep is such a mashed potato pussy fucker. He was in the shower last night and his cock fell off due to extreme rot.

fucked potato 

i just finished fucking precious the silly fucked potato

Potatosucker 

A person who sucks the hell out of potatoes. You can also use it as a word for somebody that sucks on food.
Stop being such a Potatosucker
Potatosucker by RetardedPotato April 19, 2018
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026