A "schlemiel" is the guy most likely to spill the wine at dinner.
A "schlemazel" is the guy most likely to have the wine spilled on him.
And the "nudnick" is the guy most likely to ask (in a nasal voice), "Gee, what kind of wine was that anyhow?"
Slang for 4-HO-MET, a lesser-known novel psychedelic of the Tryptamine class (which includes substances like melatonin, serotonin, DMT and Psilocin). Users typically describe Schleeb as a more recreational version of psilocybin mushrooms due to its less serious headspace and greater emphasis on visual effects.
John: "Yo Billy you tryna shnort this schleeb?"
Billy: "Hell yes John lets shnort this schleeb!"
A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.