robovirus

A deadly computer virus thought to be fictional by most IT personnel that was discovered by a morose IT administrator named Jeff. This virus will randomly wipe out User's personal data on their share drive without warning or trace. This virus has no known cure and is fatal. The creator of this virus refuses to acknowledge it and gets angry when you mention it.

"Hi Carol this is Jeff, I have your new virual ready!! Wait.... I see that 20 years of your personal files are gone. I will have to get back to you." FUCKING ROBOVIRUS!!

robovirus by Drakal30 September 8, 2016

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roborussian

cough syrup mixed with vodka

damn that roborussian fucked me up

roborussian by t-rizzo October 21, 2007

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robovirus • roborussian • Robvious

Robvious

When someone tells a painfully obvious and/or exaggerated story and everyone hears it knows how bad it is.

Rob: Dude, I totally met every band at warped tour and nailed half the chicks there with my 30 inch penis!
Listener 1: Sure.
Listener 2: That's so robvious, it's bullshit.

Robvious by PhotoToph November 3, 2008

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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