fartlets

noun: in sports, a form of punishment in which the punished must run around a track. The last person in the line sprints to the front, and then jogs; the newest caboose must then sprint, etc. etc. Activity continues until a) someone pukes; b) someone collapses, or c) until the coach is satisfied.

If I have to run any more fartlets, I'm gonna lose my shit.

fartlets by Smacfoo November 19, 2004

fartlets

German word, which is actually FARTLEKS, not FARTLETS. Definition is otherwise 100% correct.

My platoon sergeant made us do 5 miles worth of fartleks every day. The constant running and jogging would wear us out by mile 2.

fartlets by zeroagent January 29, 2005

fartlet 

A small release of gas from the anus, but of a smaller quantity than that of a regular fart. One can release a series of fartlets and achieve the same rank effect as a whole fart.

Justin: "I just let out a bunch of fartlets when I was walking past that guy"

Josh: "Nice!"

fartlet by bumbobway January 6, 2007

Russian Fartlette

A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!

Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.

Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?

Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!

Russian Fartlette by Ricardo The Judge June 10, 2014

fartlet 

A small fart that follows one or more long farts, usually making a noise that is not that different from a tin whistle.

Jo-"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......Blip"
Dave-"Dude! did you just fartlet?

fartlet by ysabug May 14, 2011

Fartlestick 

An object of disappointment or frustation

Oh Fartlestick, not again!

Fartlestick by Queenesta November 13, 2014

fartlette 

a spunky girl who should stay away from weenies

"That fartlette really needs to stop trying to kiss all of my friends"

fartlette by jtreep January 9, 2012