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eyeless jack 

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The sexiest kidney eater to ever exist holy hell you definitely want to bring lube.
"Gah, Eyeless Jack is so desu...."
eyeless jack by Memetaculr October 14, 2016
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Eyeless Jack 

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He ate my kidneys.
Now- EJ-...
I WANT MY FUKING KIDNEYS BACK BICTH
Eyeless Jack : *takes kidneys*
Everyone: "give those back u cannibal"
Eyeless Jack by Koda is my uwu bby December 14, 2019

eyeless jack 

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THE SEXIEST MOTHERFUCKER IN ALL OF HOLY HELL.
hey e.j?
"yeah"
love you.
"love you too."
eyeless jack ate more than my kidneys that night. ;)
eyeless jack by ZELDAWAFFLEKIDNEYS February 7, 2022
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Eyeless Jackass 

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A certain Creepypasta when he's being a dick.
Goddamn, I just read a story about the Eyeless Jackass...
Eyeless Jackass by RedProxy October 29, 2019
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breatharian 

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One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026
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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

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Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026
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