The Rod Stewart 

When a man shaves his pubic hair into a landing strip and dies it orange/blonde. He also has to have his penis pierced with a diamond stud. The man then takes a microphone and removes everything from it except the outer shell. He then proceeds to stick his penis through the microphone shell. He then advances to the local bar and has women sing karaoke out of his microphone.

I thought The Rod Stewart was just wet from me spitting while singing into it until it spit back at me.

The Rod Stewart by The Clam Dunk July 13, 2015