Cheatwood

Dumbest last name of anyone in America

What kind of name is Cheatwood?

by Becool March 31, 2015

The Cheatwood Erection

The most advanced stage of erections. The stiffest and hardest to be exact. Only during a heighten stage of a fully developed erection will The Cheatwood Erection be reached.

How hot was that girl you fucked last night?

Man I was so hard I had The Cheatwood Erection going on.

by Tent Condom September 25, 2008

Chelwood

A Chelwood is a rare species of the indigenous ape family. These primates traditionally have very small genitals and are known to commonly scratch, not their genitals, but rather the forefront of their most likely hair covered chest. It is a common known fact that one may contract Swetmanitis by coming in contact with a Chelwood’s testicular region. This disease affects a few number of people per year due to the fact that Chelwoods are rarely seen naked. But if one should come across an unclothed Chelwood it is best to make much noise so as to frighten the Chelwood into retreat. If this is ineffective, then the next course of action should be to run in the opposite direction while screaming, “Damnit Chelwood!”

"Damnit Chelwood!!!" -everyone

by Rufus Cogburn December 10, 2006

cleastwood

Someone who acts like Clint Eastwood.

GANGSTA: Hey Asshole, what are you doing on our turf?

CLEASTWOOD: (SlimJim clenched in teeth) This is my new front yard, punk. Now, you can blow away all by yourself, or I can blow you away. (two pistol barrel bulges appears in center of macho-poncho)

GANGSTA {& homie}: SSShhhiiittt!!! {they run away!}

by Marty Robbins January 1, 2007

Chitwood

A Chitwood is a person that when you need them the most they fail you. IE If you are in a bad car accident and your family is in New York and they need to be contacted they are trying to get the doctors to pull the plug and fuck your girlfriend. Would most likely fuck your dog if you have one.

I needed help but Spencer is a Chitwood so not only am i alone now i have no friends - Proffer

by Scott Proffer January 15, 2023

Catwood

Slang for a strap-on from latin cat meaning pussy and wood meaning penis

I have to use my catwood because i have no penis.

by pdubintheclub February 3, 2010

Chawoodle

a half Chihuahua half Poodle

That little dogs furr is too poofy to be a Chihuahua, its must be a Chawoodle.

by FeskerWood October 9, 2010