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cockference call 

n. The act of conducting business on the phone while a co-worker sucks your cock.
Monica's hair was stuck to her burning eyelid after her boss's afternoon cockference call.
cockference call by jeffapotamus October 26, 2009
The act of meeting up for a coffee and sex.
Man, I met Rachel yesterday for some cockfee instead of going to the gym. I still got my cardio in though.
Cockfee by diverlloyd April 2, 2019

cockfleet 

Upgraded version of cockboat
Ok motherfucker, the cockfleet is coming to port in your ass.
cockfleet by madgrad January 24, 2003

cockference 

dude 1: bro, i heard u and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm bummed.
dude 1: meet me in an hour for a cockference
cockference by matt_meyer June 13, 2011

cockference 

dude 1: dude, i heard you and woman broke up.
dude 2: yeah, i'm really bummed.
dude 1: all right, meet me in a half an hour for a cockference.
cockference by be_dop_bop_man June 12, 2011

Handy Cocktree

When your feeling lonely or just want to have some fun, grab a hold of a big ole' cock off the handy cocktree. You can do many things such as giving one as a Christmas present.
Hey you wanna get f*#ked tonite? Yeah hold on, let me go get a big ole' cock off my handy cocktree!
Handy Cocktree by disorca July 19, 2010