Cotton Condom
Dude, my misses wouldn't put out last night and I couldn't find any toilet paper so I used a cotton condom.
Cotton Condom by Leighton Xander November 26, 2014
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Cotton Condom
Using a sock (or similar article of clothing) as a way to prevent a spillage of seed. Used exclusively with masturbating males whom create quite the mess.
Cotton Condom by The_Big_Man98 March 28, 2009
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