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Squingemontos 

The act taking a pair of dirty underwear and throwing it against a wall and having it stick.
Guy 1: Dude, last night I totally took a crap in my pants, and I did a Squingemontos!

Guy 2: Aww, dude! That's so gnarly!
Squingemontos by Anonomippotamous January 6, 2010
verb: to obtain something under the pretense of borrowing, but under circumstances when repayment is doubtful; a slightly larcenous taking of property.

noun: a person known often to squinge.

This use of word "squinge" goes back to the early '80s in Northeast, specifically in Connecticut. This use has since gone out of fashion.
verb: Yo, can I squinge a cigarette, my man? or I squinged a joint from Joey.

noun: Vinny's such a fucking squinge!
Squinge by überloser April 3, 2022
To squeeze tightly into a small space
we all squinged in the car.
There was not enough space so we sqinged it in the box.
AHHH YOURE SQUINGING ME!
pEople sometimes try to sqinge into college.
SQUINGE!
squinge by Jessico October 27, 2006
Post-Ejaculatory wringing of the penis, used to expel residual semen.
He squinged his penis, adding to the puddle of man-batter.
squinge by Tony the Wop February 13, 2004
whenever in the course of life violent,sick-twisted images flail before your eyes; a cringe and a squint greet in a horrible embrace
whenever i see your tan mammy (even a defaced picture of her corpse) i squinge
squinge by bob the ball July 12, 2005
The cherries have been in the fridge so long, they're beginning to squinge.
Squinge by Sapba66 January 1, 2019