Sprust

Combination of the words 'sperm' and 'crust'. This term is used to describe the stuff that blocks your peehole and makes urination awkward for a few seconds. Usually occurs the morning after a good wank, and subsequent failure to clean it all up properly.

1) Shit! I've got sprust again.
2) John thought he had an STI, due to the short stinging sensation when he began to urinate... the doctor laughed and told him it was just sprust.

Sprust by Dr. Bint July 25, 2004

Sprutting 

When a female does a split with no underwear allowing her vagina to create a suction cup effect with the floor. This results in a sound similar to plunging a toilet full of jello with a garden hose.

"Julie has been sprutting so much lately, the floor is very slippery."

"Does anyone hear Julie? It sounds like 2 sumo wrestlers making a mayonnaise sandwich with water balloons"

"Don't worry, she's just sprutting"

Sprutting by xXLargeFarvaXx February 8, 2013

shrusti 

noun
creation / creator of the universe

loosely used as: universe

The shrusti of the universe was a very very long time ago...

shrusti by !Creation! January 18, 2008

Spusturd 

When you are eating spicy food then you suddenly have to shit and it looks like mustard.

I used to like spicy food until i had my first spusturd experience.

Spusturd by SalsaDaddy March 10, 2018

Sprunt

George Carlin may have used the word, but he didn't coin the term.

It was first, to my knowledge, used by Gator McKlusky. A character played by Burt Reynolds, in the 1976 movie Gator. (Sequel to White Lightning)

He sells a feminine hygiene spray...I think it's called SPRUNT

Sprunt by medloHxT November 12, 2018

Spurstown 

San Antonio; because people in S.A. will not shutup about the spurs.

-dude, j00 go to Spurstown for teh finals?
--no, the people won't shutup about the spurs

Spurstown by Irving Scott September 29, 2005

sprunt

A name for a fictitious feminine hygeine spray, proposed by George Carlin.

Sure, I always carry Sprunt in my purse. Right next to my Red Flag tampons.

sprunt by LudwigVan November 10, 2003