Jelly Pole

A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)

Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"

Jelly Pole by Rad!04ct!v3 December 8, 2013

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pole jelly

When a mans penis becomes shinny with the lubricant of a woman’s vag..... hence giving the appearance of jelly on toast.

Ol sweet dick willie out there getting that good pole jelly after the roping.

pole jelly by Sweetdickwilli3 August 4, 2019

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Related Words

Jelly Pole • pole jelly • jellyhole • Jellyrole • jelly bracelets • jelly • Jelly Fish • jelly roll • jelly doughnut • jelly belly

jellyhole

A vagina. Can also be used in a derogatory sense to describe a man's anus with the implication that his anus is a mangina for other men's pleasure.

Sally has a much tighter jellyhole than your sister.

I told Neil to make sure he doesn't forget to lube up his jellyhole before he asks Bob for a raise.

jellyhole by S Bishop July 9, 2006

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Jellyrole

Penis,pecker,cock ect.

Kathy wants my jellyrole.

Jellyrole by Deep blue 2012 July 13, 2010

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kenlet

A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.

Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."

kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005

Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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