manjack
manjack by blackberryjuice August 26, 2013
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A turd so large that it contacts the bottom of the U-bend while still emerging from the unfortunate crapper's anus, causing him/her to be literally jacked up off the seat. There is a particular risk of manjack when using toilets of the curious German or Austrian design, which have the U-bend at the very front of the pan and a shallow "deck" for inspection of stools.
"How long are you going to be in there?"
"Sorry, got a bad case of manjack and I've run out of toilet paper".
"Sorry, got a bad case of manjack and I've run out of toilet paper".
manjack by Zog The Undeniable February 20, 2007
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manjack
urban legend. fictitious homosexual pervert who preys on young boys. name originates from his favorite action to perform on his victims.
two boys in the gym shower after playing sports
tom: "oh shit, i think i cut my dick up."
henry: "you better cover that up, here comes manjack."
tom: "oh shit, i think i cut my dick up."
henry: "you better cover that up, here comes manjack."
Manbacking
Three or more dudes spooning with boners.
Three or more dudes have anal sex in bananna formation.
Three or more dudes with there boners cupping each others asshole.
Three or more dudes have anal sex in bananna formation.
Three or more dudes with there boners cupping each others asshole.
The three wise men were manbacking in the stable.
Manbacking by the traveling troll October 4, 2010
manhack
Derived from the video game "Half Life 2" a "manhack" is a small flying drone armed with three sharp blades that would chase the main character, Gordon Freeman, around during the early levels of the game. This term has been adapted in recent years to describe any AI or remote controlled roto-craft such as helicopter or quadrocopter that is out of human control.
::Two guys in a field::
Guy 1 : So I just got the new firmware uploaded to my co-pilot chip lets try it out.
Guy 2 : Shouldn't you test that out with the engine control unit unplugged?
Guy 1: Fuck you guy.
::1 minute later ::
Guy 1 : Ahhhh manhack!
Guy 1 : So I just got the new firmware uploaded to my co-pilot chip lets try it out.
Guy 2 : Shouldn't you test that out with the engine control unit unplugged?
Guy 1: Fuck you guy.
::1 minute later ::
Guy 1 : Ahhhh manhack!