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gnar gnar binks 

A surfer who thinks he or she is god's gift to the waves, but in reality is arrogant and simple minded with only mediocre talent. Sometimes these surfers will talk about their awesome skills and yet you will never see them shred, or they will show up with incredibly expensive equipment that they never seem to properly ride. Sometimes these surfers are actually capable of catching decent waves, but instead prefer to paddle over to you and annoy you with useless chatter. These surfers are often clueless and tend to get in the way, wasting perfectly good waves when they fail to drop in or decide not to take off.
Dave: "Oh no, here comes gnar gnar binks"
Chris: "Yeah, that guy was just telling me about how he makes buckets of spray, but then he paddled for a perfect corner and missed it"
Dave: "Maybe if I don't make eye contact he'll leave us alone"
Chris: "Man, I hope he doesn't come over here and sit right inside of us again"
Dave: "He probably wants to be annoying and talk about nothing forever"
Chris: "Dude, we have got to start going to breaks that gnar gnar binks can't find"

Gnar Gnar Binks 

A 50+ year old candy raver who is known for feeding young raver girls pills. Gnar Gnar's intent (see: Pedobear) is at this point unclear as he seems to dress in the same attire as the underage rave skanks (see: P-Tots) he's known to graze with. Gnar Gnar can be found mostly localized in the SF Bay Area rave scene but has been spotted as far out as Los Angeles and Nevada.
Oh snap here comes Gnar Gnar Binks and his band of P-Tots!
Gnar Gnar Binks by Tombo Slice March 14, 2011
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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