1 definition by Board Slider
A surfer who thinks he or she is god's gift to the waves, but in reality is arrogant and simple minded with only mediocre talent. Sometimes these surfers will talk about their awesome skills and yet you will never see them shred, or they will show up with incredibly expensive equipment that they never seem to properly ride. Sometimes these surfers are actually capable of catching decent waves, but instead prefer to paddle over to you and annoy you with useless chatter. These surfers are often clueless and tend to get in the way, wasting perfectly good waves when they fail to drop in or decide not to take off.
Dave: "Oh no, here comes gnar gnar binks"
Chris: "Yeah, that guy was just telling me about how he makes buckets of spray, but then he paddled for a perfect corner and missed it"
Dave: "Maybe if I don't make eye contact he'll leave us alone"
Chris: "Man, I hope he doesn't come over here and sit right inside of us again"
Dave: "He probably wants to be annoying and talk about nothing forever"
Chris: "Dude, we have got to start going to breaks that gnar gnar binks can't find"
Chris: "Yeah, that guy was just telling me about how he makes buckets of spray, but then he paddled for a perfect corner and missed it"
Dave: "Maybe if I don't make eye contact he'll leave us alone"
Chris: "Man, I hope he doesn't come over here and sit right inside of us again"
Dave: "He probably wants to be annoying and talk about nothing forever"
Chris: "Dude, we have got to start going to breaks that gnar gnar binks can't find"
by Board Slider May 4, 2013