shitpeas 

A variant of the word bullshit. Usually used within a cough.

Management have agreed to look into increasing the training budget.

*cough*SHITPEAS!*cough*

shitpeas by Larry Shitpeas March 1, 2013

Shitpea 

Heightened emotion or a term of endearment or as a descriptive adjective

Shitpea! You punched my tit.

Shitpea by Shitpea October 21, 2010

shitfeast 

1. The meal which you are forced to eat due to extreme hunger and a lack of other options.

When you are starving and come home to your mother in law's horrible version of meatloaf you are getting ready to enjoy a shitfeast.

shitfeast by bigdongmanhands March 4, 2011

Shitpaste 

Feces that exits the Anus in a pasty form.

I ate 2 pounds of ramen noodles and eggs, then I shitpasted all over my pants. Shitpaste often occurs after a night of hardcore drinking.

Shitpaste by Poop Nasty November 12, 2009

shittease 

holding in a bowel movement for a certain length of time and when the moment of release comes the need to poop has diminished

dude i had to dump all day, then i finally got home and i was completely shitteased.

shittease by Roux and Jd December 28, 2005

shitweasel 

An animal or person who is sly, sneaky, and opportunistic. Someone who is looking to slip their way into a situation and make it shittier.

"Your friend is such a shitweasel, every time he comes over, he creates drama by asking questions and exploiting their answers to upset people."

"My cat is the ultimate shitweasel. He somehow manages to open the door to my bedroom and urinate in the corner, even though I am very vigilant about keeping it closed and locked."

shitweasel by JohnnyClemz June 15, 2008

shitpeasant 

Meaningless but entertaining insult coined by Chris Horner on MSN on 23rd March 2003, at about 10.30 GMT

"Stooo, you're a shitpeasant."

shitpeasant by Stooo March 23, 2003