A
patch of
hair located under the bottom lip that, when in combination with
A)shirt and tie,
B)
long unkempt hair,
C)tinted
glasses,
D)a turtleneck,
is an indication that its wearer is
A) a young graduate to the creative arts industry, who has gotten disillusioned with how institutionalised his profession has gotten, and wishes to mount one last stand against being assimilated as an office
drone. But is oblivious to the fact that he actually appears to be gay.
B) a sloppy shaver who uses phrases like 'carefully chosen image' and 'personal statement' as excuses to neglect his personal hygiene. But is oblivious to the fact that his efforts are in vain because he really just looks gay.
C) a man who is undergoing
mid-life crises and is trying desperately to relive the days of his youth, in need of something that
will make him feel young again. However, also oblivious to the fact that it really just makes him look gay.
D) gay.
Jean stroked his soul
patch in appreciation, as his eyes travelled the length of the shapely body belonging to the elegant
lady standing in his shop. Finally, he announced, "I sink you
will find zat that zis red dress here, I love it -so- much!!, yes, zis dress is ze one for you, darlink. Look at ze needlework! C'est divine!"